I havent recieved a bad birthday present but Last X-Mas i got this book called the Daring Book For Girls. Its ment for girls that are what nine years old!!!

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She may be a princess but not the kind you think she is.

Eh, whenever people get me stuff like makeup. Which I never wear except on very special occasions, like my wedding and when I was in a play.

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"The rain falls on the righteous and the wicked and mine is not to reason why this is...in this I rest in this I find my refuge that my thoughts and ways are not His..."

Hmm.

Well. I once requested that no one come over for my birthday. All my friends showed up and spent the entire time looking at Final Fantasy crap on my computer, when I was in the other room playing Majora's Mask. :/

Not fun. Sweet sixteen my foot.

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"Now, Johnny. Sometimes, a magical wizard will fall in love with another magical wizard. And their wands will touch. And magic will happen. But not babies."

Doug Benson, on how to explain Dumbledore's homosexuality to children.

Absolute worst? Hmm...a bead kit from a relative. It doesn't sound that bad, but I've never been a girly-girl, so at the age of ten or so it seemed like the world had ended. ^^ But my little sister loved it. Now the presents I get are from people who pretty much know me and my interests, so I haven't had a bad present in a while.

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Nyaasu + Pikachu =
~Nyachu

Absolute worst? Hmm...a bead kit from a relative. It doesn't sound that bad, but I've never been a girly-girl, so at the age of ten or so it seemed like the world had ended. ^^ But my little sister loved it. Now the presents I get are from people who pretty much know me and my interests, so I haven't had a bad present in a while.

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Nyaasu + Pikachu =
~Nyachu

Erm... either bath soaps (and this horrendous bottle of bath salts... it smells nasty) or giftcards.
I'm not that big of a fan of giftcards because they're not personal.
I can probably think of a few more bad gifts I've gotten.

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I misread "bead kit" as "bread kit" at first. I was like "wtf kind of present is that?"

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+ An energetic delinquent trapped in a nerd's body +

Probably clothes from Talbot's.

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<sub>Kristoph: I wouldn't want you to let him down... If you get my drift.
Apollo: Drift gotten, sir! I-I'm all over that drift!

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worst gift? a cell phone holder thats too big for the phone itself. i lost my phone once with it. *sobs*

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In my hotel there is no 13th floor due to superstition, but c'mon man, people on the 14th floor, you know what floor you're really on. Jump out the window, you will die earlier!

Hey what's your name?
Bob.
GET THE FUCK AWAY!

~Mitch Hedberg