teethstuck by ~badpirate

Wish You Would He pressed his forehead to his and smiled, rain dripping from the brim of his hat. "You know, it's weird."Wish You Would by ~badpirate
"You're weird."
"I'm being serious." The smile faded.
Strong Bad pulled back slightly, brow furrowing. "What's weird?"
"This. Us."
He rolled his eyes from underneath his makeshift shelter from the rain. "Well, doi. I told you that already like... a billion times, man." Homestar reached for his hands and Strong Bad tensed up, pulling them away. He backed up entirely, braving the rain. "You're so embarrassing."
Homestar slipped his snubbed hands into his pockets, glancing up at the bus stop. Waiting for the 27 was never fun


A Little Slow He never noticed.A Little Slow by ~badpirate
Then again, he never noticed anything. He was always a little slow. It wasn't like his density was a shocking new development, something new or unknown. It was well established.
But he didn't think he was this stupid.
Homestar shoved him away, mouth ajar in shock, syllables of half-words squeaking past his lips. Lips that had been recently overtaken by Strong Bad's, pushed open by a wet, warm tongue. He shook his head, eyes scrunched closed. Upon opening, he was still there. That had happened, hadn't it?
For the first time in Homestar's life, his brain was going a mile a minute and Strong Bad could only sigh, a ha
you eediot. by ~badpirate